The Singles Monkey #7

Ah well readers, it’s taken a tough time settling back into England. I’ve left one of the poorest countries on my home continent to move back to, well, one of the poorest countries on this..

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The Singles Monkey Returns!

So let me set the scene readers; there it was, a barmy Autumn day..

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The Singles Monkey #5

A merry Tuesday to you all good readers! Yes, yes, douse those burning torches, rest down your pitchforks; I may be a touch late but doesn’t the poor, humble Singles Monkey deserve a bank holiday..

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The Singles Monkey #4

Britain’s had more Gold than I’ve had sweet monkey loving these past few days (Mrs. Singles is on the menopause); but that doesn’t mean your trusted, now slightly erotically charged, Singles Monkey..

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The Singles Monkey #3

Not since Apollo Creed decided that incensing an Iron Curtain programmed steroid-packed Ivan Drago with cheap street dancing and creaking James Brown crotch thrusting was a sure fire psychological advantage ahead of a fight has..

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The Singles Monkey #2

What with Audioscribbler now as unrecognisable as Jordan is from Katy Price, it seems that the times are a-changing, and no sooner had your faithful furball ‘the Singles Monkey’ dug himself a nice niche at..

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The Singles Monkey #1

Lo’ and behold – what’s that unholy odour emanating from the dark underbelly of the basement that is Audioscribbler..

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