Ah well readers, it’s taken a tough time settling back into England. I’ve left one of the poorest countries on my home continent to move back to, well, one of the poorest countries on this continent!*
Ah well readers, it's taken a tough time settling back into England. I've left one of the poorest countries on my home continent to move back to, well, one of the poorest countries on this continent!* Read More »
A merry Tuesday to you all good readers! Yes, yes, douse those burning torches, rest down your pitchforks; I may be a touch late but doesn’t the poor, humble Singles Monkey deserve a bank holiday break too? And what a break it was my fellow hind-legged walking-on chums!
A merry Tuesday to you all good readers! Yes, yes, douse those burning torches, rest down your pitchforks; I may be a touch late but doesn't the poor, humble Singles Monkey deserve a bank holiday break too? And what a...
Britain’s had more Gold than I’ve had sweet monkey loving these past few days (Mrs. Singles is on the menopause); but that doesn’t mean your trusted, now slightly erotically charged, Singles Monkey isn’t
Britain's had more Gold than I've had sweet monkey loving these past few days (Mrs. Singles is on the menopause); but that doesn't mean your trusted, now slightly erotically charged, Singles Monkey isn't Read More »
Not since Apollo Creed decided that incensing an Iron Curtain programmed steroid-packed Ivan Drago with cheap street dancing and creaking James Brown crotch thrusting was a sure fire psychological advantage ahead of a fight has there been anything looking as battered and bruised as the UK singles chart.
Not since Apollo Creed decided that incensing an Iron Curtain programmed steroid-packed Ivan Drago with cheap street dancing and creaking James Brown crotch...
What with Audioscribbler now as unrecognisable as Jordan is from Katy Price, it seems that the times are a-changing, and no sooner had your faithful furball ‘the Singles Monkey’ dug himself a nice niche at Audioscribbler towers than it seemed he was to be usurped.
What with Audioscribbler now as unrecognisable as Jordan is from Katy Price, it seems that the times are a-changing, and no sooner had your faithful furball 'the Singles Monkey' dug himself a nice niche at Audioscribbler towers than it...
